So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
