you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
