grandma shit on top of the toilet
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?