oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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