She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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