No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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