Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the barista slut.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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