Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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