I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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