whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Randomize