We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Sext me about skeletons
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Two words: nipple clamps
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