we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize