I'm pants shitting drunk right now
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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