i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm sobbing to NWA
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
