well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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