just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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