I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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