So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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