You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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