it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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