how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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