you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
