i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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