I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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