She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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