i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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