Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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