It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just cropdusted the office
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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