I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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