went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
It's never too late to be topless.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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