It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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