When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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