Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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