We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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