I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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