it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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