So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
This baby is an asshole
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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