just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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