Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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