found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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