I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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