so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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