Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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