Are we in a gay sports bar?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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