I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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