there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
