We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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