I can text with my tongue
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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