Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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