Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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