We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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