are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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