Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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