I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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