so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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