frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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