ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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