In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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