You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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