Can Purell be used as lube?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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