If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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