How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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